I used to be a little boy,
So old in my shoes.
And what I choose is my voice,
What’s a boy supposed to do?
Smashing Pumpkins – “Disarm”
Today, I received an email from WordPress. They are proud to tell me that they have added AI into their repertoire. They are “excited to introduce the Jetpack AI Assistant—an all-new tool to help you polish, proof, and prepare content for publishing. This versatile writing aide is found right inside the WordPress.com editor, readily available at all times to make your creative process smoother and more efficient.”
I am here to tell you that I shall not and will not use this widget on this blog. The words posted on this blog, unless otherwise noted as quotes, or written by a guest author, are 100% my own. The opinions expressed here are my own. This blog is in the writing camp of Mark Twain & Ernest Hemmingway, in which I mean that I write in the I speak in real life. What you read here is exactly the way I would converse with you face-to-face. (Or over the phone, or in a video conference, etc.) This is also why I desperately need a proofreader.
I see the writing on the wall. I see where AI assistance can come in handy. But I’m not doing my blog for the views or the SEO. In a country (and social media) that has been hijacked by the lunatic fringe, I will remain an iconoclast from both the mainstream and the radical conspiracy theorists. That being said, if you read something on social media, or any website that seems like it was something I wrote, chances are: (1) I’m being plagiarized by a creatively lazy and bankrupt influencer; or (2) an AI app has incorporated this blog into its algorithm and also using my words uncredited.
The I, Omnibus blog (iomnibus.wordpress.com) is not a side hustle. It is not a vainglorious attempt for internet fame. It is my legacy. It is my reflection of me staring at the abyss. This is me when I’m off the clock. This is me when I’m off the grid. I am a GenXer; I grew up on WYSIWYG. Perhaps I am fated to be one of the last of the Wysiwygers. That’s probably why you are here. If so, I hope you stick around. I thank you. Now back to my usual rants and ramblings.